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Talking of Scrabble, Chinedu Okwelogu (Sidespin) has brilliantly responded to a ridiculous announcement by Yahoo!
Start your day with Yahoo! - make it your home page Date: Thu, 4 Aug 2005 08:32:51 -0700 (PDT) From: "Hellen N.M." Subject: Fwd: Urgent sana To: monica wanjiku
Dear YAHOO User,
Because of the sudden rush of people signing up to YAHOO, it has come to our attention that we are vastly running out of resources. So, within a month's time,anyone who does not receive this email with the exact subject heading,will be deleted off our server. Please forward this email so that we know you are still using this account.
SIDESPIN: Since when has it been punishable not to receive an e-mail? And what if I perfectly legitimately use my box once in two months?
We want to find out which users are actually using their YAHOO accounts. So if you are using your account, please pass this e-mail to every YAHOO user that you can and IF YOU DO NOT PASS this letter to anyone we will delete your account.
From Mr. ALLEN SMITH YAHOO Admin. Dept.
SIDESPIN: Sir/Madam/+s/?, Does this obligation also apply to government ministries, hospitals, and military establishments? Not to mention Upper and Lower Houses of Assembly?!!!! Also, am I correct to infer that 'Hotmail' subscribers are too cold and frigid to enjoy this joke?
Our YAHOO system is getting to crowded!! We need you to forward this to at least 20 people. I know this seems like a large number, but we need to find out who is really using their account.
SIDESPIN: Then stop admitting!! And why the interchange of the 1st person singular and plural pronouns? Or have you forgotten whether you are one or more than one?
If you do not send this to at least 10 YAHOO members, we will delete your account. Sorry for this inconvenience.
SIDESPIN: Why do you wield so much stick without carrot? Go and study the tactics of absolute rulers of time past. Meanwhile, make up your mind whether your minimum mailspread requirement is 20 or 10 or 30 or 5.
Sincerely, Director of YAHOO Services
SIDESPIN: Is it the same you who started this missive that are signing off? I sign off with as much sincerity, though with less hermaphroditicalness.